Most Stupid Accidents you ever had

Tell me your Stupidest Accidents you ever had.

Funny/Weird/Stupid/Jackass Style or simply you din't even notice.

Cutting my hand while slicing an English Muffin.

Snapping my arm getting up to turn the lights on after the candles blew out. (Just got the cast off on Monday.)

Finger trapped in a very sharp door, it ripped my nail off and I had to have plastic surgery on it.

Riding Bike, looking back, looked forward, bam crashed into a Street Lamp.

Woke up at middle of night and fell of my bed.

when I was 1/2 Years Old my sister (accidently) made me fall off the stairs(I live in 1st Floor :S)

I was running towards a friend, tripped and Headbutted him in the head(XD)

In Supermarket tripped in Shoe Laces and hit hard the ground(Almost Broke my head :/)

Cut my foot while getting comfortable.

Today.

Fell down the stairs and broke my ankle, still having trouble with it... (8 years ago)

Sister pushed me down the stairs once, but I broke nothing

Broke my elbow when I attempted to do a WWE elbow slam... (6 years ago)

Broke my foot while lifting a heavy stone (i lost the grip and it fell on my foot ;3,[last year])

Fell of the staircase while balancing the glass and water bottle on the tray D: (kinda stupid xD)
[few months ago]

Broke a man's arm as he insulted me.
I was angry.
Didn't mean to.

Police trouble.. there is still a process.
But haha they search me for a while, can't find.

A freezer fell on my toe while I was carrying it.

Break my finger for trying to allie-up with my index finger..

Broke my whole knee while skateboarding. (I fell onto a tube with my knee and..well, it was an ungly open wound, still got the scar)

Catch my hand between a door which was pulled by myself.

Wake up in bed at night and feel like I was falling, so I rolled and then I actually fell of the bed.

That's all.

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I was born.

She was born. And yes its an accident, because I'm a time traveller and I know better.