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Nox
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| | Subject: McDon is insane Wed May 02, 2012 9:44 pm | |
| Yesh, we all know Mr. McDon, who runs the good ol' SCP foundation. Did you know HE FINDS A CAKE TO BE A DEADLY THREAT TO HUMANITY? http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-871Oh, other variations of what he finds deadly include: A book, a teddy bear, a mask, some strange statue thingy, a microchip and a corporate business. 'tis all here: http://www.scp-wiki.net/keter | |
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Nicolas
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| | Subject: Re: McDon is insane Wed May 02, 2012 10:04 pm | |
| What if chocolate is actually a poison?
But it takes 80 years to start doing damage inside the body? | |
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Suave
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Location : Missouri
| | Subject: Re: McDon is insane Wed May 02, 2012 10:05 pm | |
| The whole idea is just crazy IMO. Its a interesting site though. | |
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Nico
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| | Subject: Re: McDon is insane Thu May 03, 2012 8:29 am | |
| ...So now we know SCP is not original and the idea in fact comes from killer cakes around the world. Watch out boys, the cake mutates. | |
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Armaros
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| | Subject: Re: McDon is insane Thu May 03, 2012 11:29 am | |
| There's far more to a cake mutant. ^ Wrong however, SCP is imaginary, noone owns SCP, I'm a member of the foundation and I have the rights to expand it.
There's also a phone that kills you instantly once you open it up.
Oh, and don't forget 173.
Why is it keter?
The cake quickly regenerates any loss of parts, meaning, this cake could kill all of America in a few seconds, without being destroyed. | |
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Nico
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| | Subject: Re: McDon is insane Thu May 03, 2012 11:36 am | |
| Wait what..a phone that instantly kills you when you pick it up ?!
Give me that phone number to do a prank call ! | |
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Armaros
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| | Subject: Re: McDon is insane Thu May 03, 2012 11:37 am | |
| - Nico wrote:
- Wait what..a phone that instantly kills you when you pick it up ?!
Give me that phone number to do a prank call ! I'd rather do it to you... | |
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Nico
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| | Subject: Re: McDon is insane Thu May 03, 2012 11:41 am | |
| - Armaros wrote:
- Nico wrote:
- Wait what..a phone that instantly kills you when you pick it up ?!
Give me that phone number to do a prank call !
I'd rather do it to you... you jelly ? | |
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Nicolas
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| | Subject: Re: McDon is insane Thu May 03, 2012 2:04 pm | |
| - Armaros wrote:
- There's far more to a cake mutant. ^ Wrong however, SCP is imaginary, noone owns SCP, I'm a member of the foundation and I have the rights to expand it.
There's also a phone that kills you instantly once you open it up.
Oh, and don't forget 173.
Why is it keter?
The cake quickly regenerates any loss of parts, meaning, this cake could kill all of America in a few seconds, without being destroyed. Not sure if joking, Or my muffins are on fire. | |
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Armaros
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| | Subject: Re: McDon is insane Thu May 03, 2012 3:30 pm | |
| Nothing is a joke when it's connected to SCP. Everything here is so weird. | |
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Nox
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Age : 28
Location : England
| | Subject: Re: McDon is insane Thu May 03, 2012 3:56 pm | |
| - Armaros wrote:
Oh, and don't forget 173. I was mainly focusing on le stupid keter classes. The business (SCP-785) just made me laugh and go "wtf" ANYWAY, SCP-173 is far from deadly. Equation time: - Spoiler:
SCP-173  =Doctor Who's Weeping Angel  THEREFORE ITS WEAKNESS IS:The Doctor 
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DrakeB.
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Location : Alytus, Lithuania.
| | Subject: Re: McDon is insane Thu May 03, 2012 4:12 pm | |
| - Nox wrote:
- Armaros wrote:
Oh, and don't forget 173.
I was mainly focusing on le stupid keter classes. The business (SCP-785) just made me laugh and go "wtf" ANYWAY, SCP-173 is far from deadly.
Equation time:
- Spoiler:
SCP-173 =Doctor Who's Weeping Angel THEREFORE ITS WEAKNESS IS:The Doctor
LOOOOOOL! | |
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Armaros
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| | Subject: Re: McDon is insane Thu May 03, 2012 4:21 pm | |
| 173 snaps your neck once you blink... | |
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Nicolas
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| | Subject: Re: McDon is insane Thu May 03, 2012 4:50 pm | |
| - Armaros wrote:
- Nothing is a joke when it's connected to SCP. Everything here is so weird.
THEN MY GODDAMN MUFFINS ARE BURNING!  | |
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Nico
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| | Subject: Re: McDon is insane Thu May 03, 2012 5:54 pm | |
| We all know it's not real. | |
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Nox
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| | Subject: Re: McDon is insane Thu May 03, 2012 7:50 pm | |
| - Armaros wrote:
- 173 snaps your neck once you blink...
So do the Weeping Angels but The Doctor still pwns them. | |
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Armaros
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| | Subject: Re: McDon is insane Thu May 03, 2012 9:33 pm | |
| Doctor Who couldn' do shit against 173.
I'm insane, thank you. | |
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