What would you do if....

Title says it all, what would you if "X"
Keep it interesting and not any goofy answers.


What would you do if a robbery is happening in the apartment next to yours?

Nothing.

What would you do if a couple of armed goons storm into your house/apartment like SWAT and start shooting up the whole place?

Nothing.

What would you do if all your family are died and your alone in the life ?

I would get bitches and live with ma' bitches and make 'em ma' family named' Bitchaville'

What if you are in a dream that actually isn't a dream but it is a dream and your life depends on that dream?

Thats like being in an animus ._.

Anyways,I would look around and do random stuff to stay good.

What would you do if you see 2 cannibals running towards you? And you are ALONE IN DA DARK

Run. I don't see how can I be alone in the dark if there are two dudes running towards me though.



What would you do if you just discovered your gf was a man the whole time? Oh god lol

Take a shotgun and blast his head off! Damn faggots.


What if you died, and your dead grandfather made a deal with the King of Hell / Crossroads, so he got a soul back and you are alive again, but you don't have a soul, you don't sleep, you don't care about anything. To get your soul back, you would have to hunt the first monsters that ever existed.
Would you do that or go back to hell ?

Well since I can't sleep or don't care about anything, or can't do anything at all, I guess it's hunting time :>

What would you do if you got a package in the mail, containing a silenced Colt and $5,000 and a note saying you must kill one family member of yours, your choice on who will it be, also saying you will recieve $20,000 more when the job is done?
EDIT: Oh also, it says you and your whole family will be killed instead, if you don't complete the job in 2 days.

Kill my sister.

What would you do if you were kidnapped by a paramilitary organization and held for 20mil ransom?

I would just wait to get rescued or some crap
.OR
I'd make a shank out of my toothbrush and shank the guard with the keys and escape.

A potato wants you to make a potato salad with potatos only, wat do you do ?

I'll make the potato salad by slicing him up, and offering him his own slices.
What would you do if dolan teh duck asks u toh keel sean for 350k? Then he will kill you, don't worry.

Odin wrote:

not any goofy answers.

Nero wrote:

Nothing.

What would you do if a couple of armed goons storm into your house/apartment like SWAT and start shooting up the whole place?

Marshall wrote:

Nothing.

Oh. c'mon now. -.-

lol, i wont kill myself
fak u

What would you do if your god damn 7 year old niece is randomly singing bullshit and playing the guitar so bad your ears hurts at 10am GOD DANGIT!?(my situation)

BUT MY NIECE ISN'T 7.

I'd block my door and cover anywhere sound can get through easilly.

What would you do if an airraid siren suddenly blared and your city was bombed?

I'd get this little baby out of the garage and finally put it to some good use.

Lol, no, really. I'd... run for shelter like the rest of the people.

Same question as Nori. kul question.

I don't live in a town.
if I did, run for my fucking life.

What would you do if you were held at gunpoint by two crazed men?

I'd go all Ninjitsu on them and disarm them with my epic moves.


What would you do if twenty hungry, bloodthirsty rabbits were chasing you, everyqwhere you go, then sense your blood pumping through your veeeins

Eat them. They're not faster than us, so we grab one and beat the motherfuckers with a motherfucker.

I'll imagine Armaros asked a question, so.
I'd kill the imaginary pokemon ranger with my digimon shaman kings.

What would you do if your whole family, except you, were JB fan and they invited JB to live with you guys, and he MAGICALLY accepted it.

JB is always Jack Black. ALWAYS
So I'll fucking be happy.


What would you do if your dead relative comes to visit you in his ghOst form?

Bow down and say: "Teach me, master." ?
That's epic lol


SAme as above.