The Constipator
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Join date : 2012-01-14
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 | | Subject: The Constipator3 #1 Officers puzzled, Death Toll Rises Sat Jan 28, 2012 4:01 pm | |
| **There is a dirty metal orange sturdy newsletter box with "The Constipator2" on it with papers inside, with a dustbin next to it in in the corner behind PayDay loans of Palomino Creek.**________________________________________________________________________________________________________________[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]Officers puzzled, Death Toll Rises.Extra extra,
Read all about it!
I'm back again
and I'm telling you when!
But with the cops around,
And dead bodies found,
It's time to do my Big Third Round!
Some days ago, I've found some dead bodies around Red County. However, I'm not the only one, as the Sherrif Department are getting in the story much more than I am, those story-stealing pigs. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]First place was the shack in the forest. It was closed with DO NOT CROSS lines, and two officers were at the scene. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]Another dead body was found behind the very Police Department! All the officers were in on it, like they should be, since it was a murder IN THE POLICE DEPARTMENT GARDENS! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]Funnily, they needed to call in their chopper for some reason I can't think of. WHY DO YOU NEED A CHOPPER AT A CRIME SCENE WHEN IT'S RIGHT ON THE WALL OF THE DEPARTMENT! God...As if that wasn't enough, the helicopter flew off for some unknown reason, and attempted to stunt in a tunnel! Honestly, who does this? The helicopter exploded after crashing down inside the tunnel. Honestly, who drive a helicopter into a tunnel? Now remember, this is the highly trained Forces of America we're talking about here. Here in america, we drive our helicopters into tunnels... [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]If the SD can't protect themselves at their own Department,
how can we leave our lives in their hands?
Rise, my fellows, and stop depending on these wretched officers!
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Kevy
Posts : 483
Join date : 2012-01-08
Location : Forest/Home
| | Subject: Re: The Constipator3 #1 Officers puzzled, Death Toll Rises Sat Jan 28, 2012 8:31 pm | |
| Kevin's reply- Spoiler:
*Watches all the pictures from the first to the last*
*Can't read*
*Says: I hope the fire is out now..
Tom's reply- Spoiler:
*Directly goes for the last article and reads it*
*Laughs*
Oh great.. what the fuck are they doing..
Insane.. they should have known the bridge was too small.. *Laughs more*
Bunch of idiots.
But i'm sure this officer won't ticket my anymore He' He'
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Suave
Administrator
Posts : 435
Join date : 2012-01-04
Age : 32
Location : Missouri
| | Subject: Re: The Constipator3 #1 Officers puzzled, Death Toll Rises Sat Jan 28, 2012 10:22 pm | |
| **DeRon sighs as he reads.**
"Only found two of the six bodies, and we're not doing our job. Fucking retard..."
**DeRon slides the lies through the shredder.** | |
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