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The Constipator
Posts : 104
Join date : 2012-01-14
Location : The Toilet
| | Subject: The Constipator3 #2 Banzai CEO get's jailed...Twice! Sat Feb 04, 2012 11:04 pm | |
| **There is a dirty metal orange sturdy newsletter box with "The Constipator2" on it with papers inside, with a dustbin next to it in in the corner behind PayDay loans of Palomino Creek.**________________________________________________________________________________________________________________[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]Banzai CEO get's jailed...Twice!Extra extra,
Read all about it!
A competitors fate,
makes the Constipator wait,
until an arrest makes the competitor late!
Today was the start and possibly the end of the stupid attempt at a magazine, "Banzai" by a rather troublesome troublemaker. He seems to like pissing off the Law, so much so that he actually rammed an under-cover police vehicle with his own excuse for a getaway car. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]Obviously that doesn't stop officers shooting the fuck out of this sorry little bastard and arresting him. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]Just to add to injury, he got arrested later the same day in what looked like a carcrash. The police were rather brutal to them here, not being hasty to use tazers and pistols like water guns. and leaving the CEO's vehicle in a worse wreck than it already is. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]That's all there is today. I honestly don't think this "Banzai" business will ever be sucsessful under the hands of this twelve year old brained self-proclaimed CEO. That's all for today. Have an illegally parked Police Towtruck. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]With Banzai under the hands of this maniac,
you might as well stick to my articles!
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BryanDan
Posts : 212
Join date : 2012-01-12
Age : 28
Location : Canada (Israeli)
| | Subject: Re: The Constipator3 #2 Banzai CEO get's jailed...Twice! Sun Feb 05, 2012 12:07 am | |
| (( You're so sneaky, didn't even notice you taking pictures. ))
*Sean Pyle begins to read the article after waking up in the morning.*
Sean Pyle: Who the hell took these pictures..?
*Sean Pyle makes his way to the Sheriff's Department, and gets on duty* | |
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Kevy
Posts : 483
Join date : 2012-01-08
Location : Forest/Home
| | Subject: Re: The Constipator3 #2 Banzai CEO get's jailed...Twice! Sun Feb 05, 2012 12:38 am | |
| *Kevin notices the paper and decides to take one and look through it*
*Kevin regornizes himself*
*Says:* Hey! that was me with Kiro.. how did they made a picture of this?
They took me and Kiro to police house.
And where did they put Kiro?
*Decides to take the paper with him for a while and finally gives it to a random guy* | |
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Griffin
Posts : 77
Join date : 2012-01-28
Age : 24
Location : Untrackable...Always Moving*Signal Cutted*
| | Subject: Reading a Newspaper Sun Feb 05, 2012 1:30 pm | |
| *Reads the Newspaper*
-Damn, I look good in that *laughing*
-Seriously, I din't even ram it, I just Bumped it a "little bit"
*Throws the newspaper on the Trash Can, walking away* | |
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Nico
Donator
Posts : 390
Join date : 2012-01-04
Age : 28
Location : Spain!
| | Subject: Re: The Constipator3 #2 Banzai CEO get's jailed...Twice! Sun Feb 05, 2012 1:41 pm | |
| *As Alucard walks by the box thingy he stops and picks up the newspaper,reading the front page twice.*
''Oh my,people nowadays can't get any more valuable or interesting news this ?''
*Drops the newspaper and continues walking towards home* | |
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The Constipator
Posts : 104
Join date : 2012-01-14
Location : The Toilet
| | Subject: Re: The Constipator3 #2 Banzai CEO get's jailed...Twice! Sun Feb 05, 2012 2:08 pm | |
| - Nico wrote:
- *As Alucard walks by the box thingy he stops and picks up the newspaper,reading the front page twice.*
''Oh my,people nowadays can't get any more valuable or interesting news this ?''
*Drops the newspaper and continues walking towards home* ((Hurr, at least it's better than reading Banzai. No one else does news around here, and when they do, they make it about things that aren't IC, or just simply suck at it, because people seem to find it rather hard to waste their money for masks and taking pictures without getting revealed.)) | |
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KaWavan
Posts : 99
Join date : 2012-01-03
Age : 25
Location : Czech Republic
| | Subject: Re: The Constipator3 #2 Banzai CEO get's jailed...Twice! Sun Feb 05, 2012 3:09 pm | |
| **Nick steps to papers and looks through them**
Nick says: Damn it, they are really everywhere
**Nick takes some newspapers to home on toilet** | |
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