[GAME] What do you do?

Yes, we had this before.

Simple;

Post an answers to above poster's situation describing what would you do and post a new situation for the next person.


Here goes.

You are watching something interesting on TV. You're so into it that you don't notice oddly shaped figures moving behind the curtains, as if they're circling around your house. Suddenly, the TV program goes out. You stand up to go check the TV out when you get hit by a load of tiny glass fragments as the figures -- which you now can recognize as non-humans -- burst through the windows, screaming with scary high-pitched voices.
What do you do?

GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE!

You are walking in the city centrum and suddenly EVERYONE starts screaming in a horrible way, except you.
What will you do?

I'd go like;

"Aww, not this shit again...."

No, actually, this;

:rollseyes:

- and walk away.

You decide to do something good, so you help a person put their shopping bags into their trunk.
You close the trunk and the person gets in the car and begins driving, when you get pulled by your shirt that got slammed jammed by the trunk.
Whaddya' do?

Take off my shirt,fall off and run away injured


You need to give a speech,But you forgot your paper you wrote your speech on.How will you bring a successfull speech?

Try to improvise and just my always working jokes

You Para-jump but your parachute won't open..
What will you do?

Dive like I never dived before in attempt to make the best splat ever seen.

You find yourself naked infront of the class. You think it's a dream, so you begin hitting your head against the wall. Doesn't work. You think even more embarrassment would make you wake up from the nightmare, so you begin dancing on the table.
Doesn't work, so you finally realize it's not a dream.

What do you do?

Jump out of the window, dying.
Btw you should have opened your reserve parachute. /FAIL

You are flying a plane but suddenly the right engine stops working..
What do you do?

Private Jet-Parachute

Public Jet-Emergency landing

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You walk into a neighborhood to buy something from a store,but you didn't realise it was a bad neighborhood,Some hoodlums with bats start to surround you,What do you do?

Go Black Belt style on them.

Or run like there's no tomorrow while screaming.

Same question.

Kevy wrote:

Try to improvise and just my always working jokes

You Para-jump but your parachute won't open..
What will you do?

then every system of parachute got Seconde small parachute xD