Forum game:"How do you save the person above you?"

Ok the aim of the game is.You need to post a situation where you are in need of help.Then the next user makes a post where he saves you but then gets himself into trouble and so on.

Unrealistic help is allowed!


EXAMPLE:

User1:I fall out a jet,how will you save me?

User2:I catch you with my hands

BUT,Due to impact I fall off the rolling mountain.How will you save me?


I'll start:

I'm stuck in a small space and am going to be crushed by a tractor,Who will save me?

I'm stuck in a small space and am going to be crushed by a tractor,Who will save me?

I will warn the tractor or eventually ninja jack the person saving you.

I'm tied onto the train trails, a train is about to come, how do you save me?

(Maybe we can make this as an ic game too)
(Base it on the actions of our characters)

I would cut the ropes and help yo ass out

I am hanging with my leg on a rope which is tied to a lantern, the traffic is big.
My head is a centimeter away from hitting the car, cut the rope, i fall and get killed by cars.
What would you do?
LOL GRAMMAR FWATWATAWTAWDFTW

Nothing i let you hanging there.
Maybe call 911..

Vampires are bullying Kevin, what would you do?

Burn them.. WITH FIRE

I pee'd my pants while talking with the president in the White House.

I kidnap you so the pres wouldn't laugh at you.


I'm stuck in a burning car and can't move,the doors are all burning.How will you save me?

I won't.


I've decided to suicide and jumped from a tall building, what'd you do?

I use my pony-ness to fly and save you.

If not applicable, catch you on a fucking jet like an action movie or some shit

Ask a question, BITCHMy fellow pony friend <3.


Sinec she forgot, i'll ask.

I'm caged next to Justin Bieber and he's singing.
How will you save me?

Why should I save you?

I AM Justin Bieber. I'd stop singing and cuddle you.

I'm being raped by Robi, you enter the house and find us on the floor. What you gonna do to save me!?

Make a genital transplantation operation upon Robi and seperate him from Suzie The Impaler.
You see me rollin, you hatin, what chu gonna do?
I'm escaping from a grizzley bear in woods, what you gonna do to save me?

I would take my Karabin and kill the bear and then take you to my house and steal you from NIcolas and drink milk.

Nicolas is chasing me with a armed TNT and a combat knife, whadd'ya gonna' do ?

Use my jogging shoes to tackle him and were both blown up by TNT

A terrorist is rigging the bank with explosives and the cops are having their nap.How would you stop him?Note:He is armed with a M4.

Tell him about Sean's stupid jokes, he'll eventually run.

I'm walking on the street, a piano starts falling, and according to MAGICAL TIMING, it'll hit me if i keep walking, you've five seconds, what you gonna do?

Use my Superman powers to save you.

A group of Crips are attackin' me

Eat them.

Same as above.

I would shout 'IT IS MURDER TIME' and kill 'em all.

A big rock is goijng to fall onto me and kill me instantly, what would you do ?!

watch Run towards you, push you away in slow-motion and get myself killed!

I'm trying to backflip but it's obvious i'll fall off a cliff in three seconds, whachu gonna do?

Use two seconds to save you with magic bread.

I was arrested by the FBI for killing thousands of illegal aliens, what you gonna do to bust me out?

Brainwash the remaining aliens, tell them FBI killed other aliens, not you.
Then make an army and get you out.

I'm drinking blood due retardism, and blood has AIDS! What you gonna do?

I'mma suck the livin' blood out of yo' and spit it into someone else and replace it with healed blood.
BOOYAH

Ugly bit*hes try to f*ck me and deadly ninjas try to jump me !

Nothing, I hired them after all.

I saw Telletubbies raping a little girl, now they want to kill me due to i'm a witness.
What you gonna do?

I would watch them. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA

Victor Jankowski is chasing me with a dildo.

I'm sure you'll log off to avoid that like you did last night :3.

I'm in a plane.. and that plane will CRASH half hour later.

I was already inside the base, so fu. :3

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I would use my epic telekinesis skillz to life the plane back up and save ya'll


Anonymous people try to rape me.