Forum game:"How do you save the person above you?"

I place a shield on your ass.

I am about to get murdered by 1000 cute kittens.

That's easy.

FUS DO RAH!!!

I'm being hunted by Nico, he wants to turn me into a pancake.

Help.

I just don't turn you into a pancake.


I'm about to suicide because I can't take it anymore.

I pull you back,and put you in bed with a McDonalds meal.

Pedo Bear wants to rape me,You have 5 seconds to react.How will you save me?

Take off my clothes and let him rape me instead.

I'm starving in middle of the desert, haalp!

I give you rotten, raw vampire meat.

I'm about to be eaten by zombie sharks, what do you do?

Call in a chopper and make them lower a ladder.
or /butcher or /killall to kill all nearby mobs

You see 50 creepers walking towards you and are about to explode
You are no OP and have no commands, what will you do?

I run 20 blocks away from my wolf and he TP's to me. =D


You're being kept hostage by a druglord, no one is nearby. What do you do?

No...No...

The game is: 1.You save someone;2.You get yourself in trouble

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I'mma use my ninja moves to kick him away and jump trough the window


I'm being chased by a skidrow hacker team that is after me with miniguns.How will you save me?

Bitch please, I'll remove the existance of their miniguns.
I'm so epic that I started being arrogant, how do you save me?

I wipe your memory.

I'm being attacked by a murderous cylon. HOW DO YOU SAVE MY PONYNESS?!

i rape the cylons


Mad clowns are attacking me with poisonous water.

I destroy the madrape clowns.


I'm being chased by a black man who wants to rape me.


And he's invincible.

I turn into Batman and use my hook to grab you by the boob and pull you up to me so we hcan have love.


KAAAAI

I'm in a light-saber battle with Darth Vader and Hitler is shooting at us.
What would you do?

I'd grab Sean and run, taking him to my lair ;).


I'm about to be hit by a nuke, how would you save me.

Sacrifice myself and catch the nuke

I'm being hunted down by Panda's.They are busy biting me.How will you save me?

I'd fly in using Kung fu on the panda's.

Evil Santa is about to crush me with his sleigh. How will you save me?

Fus Ro DAAAAAAAAAAAH

However this causes me to fly backwards and fall into a minecart made by some crazy minecraft player, and am now heading for a pit of lava.

I'd build a blockade for the minecraft so you would hit stone.


Mad toilets with knives are attacking me

I would flush them out... HAHAHA, get it? Okay, I'll shut up.

I'm busy mining , as I accidently hit a creeper. As this is supposed to occur after the Beta 1.2 update, my wolves adavance and attack the creeper. The creeper reacts, and SsSsS's near one of the wolves, whilst a second creeper comes from behind. The closest ocelots are in a jungle biome About 200 blocks away. What do you do? ( Looong one. )

I'd kill them with my epic bow.

I am busy mining diamond, you are on the other side an d you see my nametag infront of the lava, if I finish mining the diamond, the lava will flood the whole very small space.
What would you do ?

I'd rip the diamond and throw it away,this way,we are all saved!

I was busy robbing the bank but didn't notice the government watched it,So now I got Police cars,Helicopters,Tanks,Spaceshuttles after me.Help me >.<

I transform into Chuck Norris and save you

I am getting attacked by mad, immortal, high bananas with miniguns
HALP

I'd get Celestia to teleport you.

TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON






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I'm hugging Pinkie Pie while she is round and fat and then she falls on me, trapping me under soft goodness.

I won't save you. <3

Kevin is driving again and is causing several car accidents and global damage to the country,
What you do about it?