Forum game:"How do you save the person above you?"

I use my Healing Hands spell on you.


I am hanging off my balls in middle of the universe!

I freak out?

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I needed to escape cops cause I somewhat did something stupid.Now their arresting me for having illegal guns.How would you save me?

I go ka-ra-tae on them and die.


I die.

I make rain dance to revive you somehow.
I'm in come and i need 40-50 liters of blood to revive.

Give you a bloodsack.

Kevin is driving again and is causing several car accidents and global damage to the country,
What you do about it?

Car jack you and destroy it.

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Same question

I shoot you in the head.


I'm holding onto a skyscraper about to fall off and there's nothing under me to save me.

I'd do an epic rainboom and then save you.


Some crazy guy is coming at me with an axe.

Edit: I destroy them using telekinetic abilities.


I'm being chased by a fucking dragon.

Fus...
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RO DAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


I fly back and fall in the hands of a Ursa Minor.

I /tp you to my base


I tell The Constipator to go build his own base, as I go out to mine some diamonds. However I don't pay attention to the map and fall on a ravine. i'm in midair. How will you save me?

I've no idea what are you talking about, so i don't.
I have a heart attack.

I use my Healing Hands spell to save you.

I am getting chased by 100 Creepers and 6 Endermen, infront of me is a pit of lava

Use creative mode to build bedrock around us.

Getting burned by a witch

I would shoot her with a bow.

I'm getting attacked by a maniac with a knife-penis.

I don't. I just make Yao ming Ewww face and run away.
I'm being chased by 50 wolves who are willing to eat me.

I would help them.. Since.. I am one.. *wolf on da computa*

I am getting raped by Hitler.

I use his soldiers to rape him


I am being eaten by a grizzly and 5 secs away from death.

Use a hunting rifle to kill him.

I am getting hanged in middle of Italy.
You have 3 minutes before the evil Templars will cut the rope and murder me.

Will wait patiently for them to burn it and laugh..
Nah.. that's not me..

I'll 'jumpjet' fly my hydra kill em all, and save you.

Your supposed to post yourself in trouble too..

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I'm loading things off a train but the train starts driving,and I'll fall off,You have about 2 minutes to save me.

Take a sprint to you, trying to catch ye up.
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Sorry forgot to write my situation
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You are driving to school, when you arrive you notice the school to be actually gone..
You look up and see a alien spaceship..

PRAISE THE LORD FOR SENDING ALIENS TO DESTROY THE COLLEGE!
Same as above.

I am the aliens.

I stop attacking you all.

Oh no, a monkey is trying to rip my flesh off.

I give that monkey a banana so he'll stop.
I'm being kidnapped by evil ponies.